Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
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On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 28, 2011