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Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"
by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021
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Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.
by tvdu stan July 31, 2022
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Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb
When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022
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Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.
Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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Parker

Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.
Girl: look it’s Parker

Me: well he’s not what you think, he more fun in the bed type.
by Ella wilbanks December 28, 2019
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Parker

The sweetest and funniest girl you will ever meet when you first get to know her she is very shy and doesn't say much but once she trust you oh your in she is the most genuine person i have never met so loyal, gentle, sweet and funny all the same time truly a one in a million girl her she was the only one who ever treated me right. Her true sense of humor is like nothing ive ever seen before if you get the chance to truly know her don't waste it because you will regret it.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.
I miss you parker
by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025
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Richard Parker

Richard Parker /KUIFIE
by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
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