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Lane

A great person, although sometimes she has a hard time communicating her feelings. She's funny, and can fit with whatever kind of friend, as long as they aren't mean. She's always there for you and will defend you no matter what, She sometimes feels sad or lonely, and that's when she'll talk to you. She chooses her friends wisely, and never chooses one for looks or gender. She's an amazing person, but some might not be able to see that. If your friend is Lane, Make sure to keep her by you, and never betray her.
Person: Have you talked to Lane yet?
Person #2: Yeah, she's great!
by IC1EnN April 16, 2021
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Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.
by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018
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Trio Lanes

the worst most shitty bowling alley you will find in all of ohio.
Let’s go to Trio Lanes! Nevermind, their lanes don’t work.
by ehndjdjdne December 9, 2020
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Lane

Lane hit me
by Swaan April 23, 2019
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Lane

Lane is the cutest guy in school.He is smart and wears glasses.He loves football and is in love with Traycee.I'm feel like the luckiest girl in the world because I'm dating a Lane.
He's Cute...I bet he's a Lane.
by Traycee_Belizabef June 21, 2018
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Lane

Lane p is the best lane of them all and is handsome and should date a girl with the first letters in her name starting with W. A.
Lane sexy
by Gtaer June 14, 2018
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Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
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