Egg Inserter

The act of inserting an egg in your anal, cracking it open, and frying it for your breakfast.

I used the Egg Inserter method to make my breakfest

by Kappa 3 2 1 August 16, 2015

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

Noah the egg

noah is a retard egg that are cringe asf. you cant see this thing normal ``noah no dick`` this boy is not normal

girl1 ew noah the egg

by andrussy May 02, 2022

Robin's Egg

The inside of a toilet bowl, after being subjected to a single, forceful spattering of diarrhea.

Employee1: Yo bro, if you're going to the shitter, don't use the second stall...

Employee2: Why not?

Employee1: Because I just shit a Robin's Egg up in there

by The Notorious G.S.D. March 02, 2014

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020

Daffod-Egg

Noun: When the inners of a daffodil is replaced by an egg a daffodil becomes a hybrid otherwise known as "daffod-eggs". The egg is often decorated for cosmetic purposes; glitter, paint or sequens may be used.

For the 'Easter Egg Decorating Competition' my mother and I made a Daffod-Egg and came 2nd.

by MissExcitableSugarPuff (: March 27, 2010

revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008