by Rand Al'thor. September 19, 2022
Get the Ash Ketchummug. 
A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.
“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025
Get the Ash-junkiemug. A person who participates in Ash Wednesday and acts pretentious because they have ash on their forehead and you do not.
John: "hey man do you mind sharing some paper?"
Jim (with ash): "no way, you should've brought your own damn paper"
John: " you ash-hole"
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John: "hey man do you mind sharing some paper?"
Jim (without ash): "sure man no problem"
John; "thanks friend"
Jim (with ash): "no way, you should've brought your own damn paper"
John: " you ash-hole"
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John: "hey man do you mind sharing some paper?"
Jim (without ash): "sure man no problem"
John; "thanks friend"
by AgentPtheBA March 19, 2014
Get the ash-holemug. 
the love of my life, he's so pretty so lovely and the best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for, they treat u so well and they are just absolutely precious
by jqyhx May 16, 2022
Get the Ashmug. 