fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.

bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"

by reowwwww November 09, 2006

tard bashing

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.

Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.

by pythro February 23, 2006

cart tard

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.

I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.

by Spanky Smackety May 05, 2007

E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.

Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2018

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

Bull tard

A person with the last name bullard who is retarted and annoying, and often Jewish

That kid was such as bull tard no one would sit next to him at lunch

by stanimal51 April 13, 2016

Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.

Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!

by killernoodle August 11, 2004