When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
-I might have to try that some day.
by UserR6088 March 18, 2023
The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"
by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017
When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.
by Fortunato5 March 24, 2015
Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
by Strikefv October 18, 2023
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017
by cottonPickker February 08, 2019
A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
by gogglyeyed October 24, 2013