split the chicken

To miss multiple targets by aiming right between them, for example in a ball game.

Ronnie had two good available shots, but he split the chicken and went home with nothing.

by TheJimReaper April 19, 2018

team split

when your entire team in bedwars splits the generator

"Hey team, make sure to team split when you take the generator."

by DJstrax October 6, 2021

split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature

Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant June 20, 2023

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.

Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”

by Doublecolany January 23, 2025

Bonernana split

When a man has a boner and pulls the skin back too far and its snaps back and bloody cum goes everywhere

Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth

by WhyIDOSay December 19, 2011

Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.

1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022