Smurfed

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011

Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face

I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed

by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019

Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.

Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.

by greencat420 July 9, 2011

SMURF

Southern Maryland Uneducated Redneck Fuck.

SMURF: A Redneck who is a school dropout, who's uneducated and just plain stupid. Normally this is a insult to the typical average redneck because they can't figure anything out.

by Geoff.little January 5, 2022

Reverse Smurfing

When you play in a rank higher than your own in a video game.

Tom : "This guy on my team fucking sucks!"
Salvatore : "He's probably reverse smurfing"

by Wookzzzz November 28, 2022

Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 2, 2018