by thejanitor7 November 24, 2014
by Ryan_1667 February 10, 2018
A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.
Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
by vyzion87 May 23, 2019
Tw
Hurting yourself by, hitting yourself, digging your nails into yourself, and pinching yourself as ways to cope because you feel as if people well call you names (attention whore, freak, fake, ect.)
Hurting yourself by, hitting yourself, digging your nails into yourself, and pinching yourself as ways to cope because you feel as if people well call you names (attention whore, freak, fake, ect.)
by Pukkyo June 18, 2021
Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.
Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."
Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."
by AngryNick May 08, 2013
It is a cheating deck of poker cards, with invisible inks on it's back or cut-out on it's corner, often need special cameras or lens to detect them. The purpose is to know exactly what cards are being dealt to gain more winning probability.
by eyemarkedcards November 05, 2014
by working September 16, 2008