When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.
"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."
by Friendofthemilkmathmaster January 3, 2011
Get the Milk Mathmug. stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk
by curtis450 December 22, 2017
Get the milking a horsemug. A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017
Get the Curdled Milkmug. Defines the act of milking the most out of any situation. The derivation of which is originally related to surfing and the act of milking the most out of a wave and staying as close to the power source as possible. Basically getting shacked off your nut!!!
by Milk the pocket May 13, 2017
Get the milk the pocketmug. 
by Giantsbane April 23, 2019
Get the Giant's Milkmug. When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Mercy Milkmug.