double agent

This is the shit you thought was a fart, but when you decided to go for it, you let out a colossal shit that rattled the earth.

Fuck, I thought I had to fart, but it turns out I have met a double agent.

by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

Double Dragon

Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.

Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.

Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.

by mpdivo January 22, 2012

Double Stuffed

Double penetration with a creampie.

A "double stuffed oreo" is a cookie stuffed with twice the regular amount of cream.

We double stuffed Amanda, but she got pregnant, and now we don't know who's the father.

by Downey Undero April 22, 2016

double kicker

To skeet in another person's ear.

Moosey gives new meaning to the phrase "ear full", with his double kickers.

by moon face November 30, 2006

Double Isaac

Friendly hand gesture/greeting in which you point both of your index fingers at someone with your thumbs up and flash a "Heyyy!" smile, mimicking Isaac the Bartender's greeting to the camera in the opening titles of every episode of "The Love Boat."

One of my roommate's friends waved at me during the party. I couldn't remember his name so I just flashed him a double Isaac and kept moving.

by Rotter June 27, 2007

Double Penno

A grading system for attractive girls where the level of atractivness is determined by the penetration rating, the higher the rating the higher the risk of crossing swords.

Look at that double penno. (She's so hot I'd cross swords to get some)

Tripple penno (The Risk of three swords crossing)

by A_Pussy February 21, 2011

Double Rainboom

A Double Rainboom is a fictitious phenomenon invented by the people working at Lfamingo Rich Productions in which a pegasus(a magical horse with wings)flies so fast that they break the sound barrier. at a speed of mach 1 or 2 the pegasus initiates the Double Rainboom and immediately accelerates to around mach 5. this is only the beginning, the pegasus's tail and mane color also determince the color of the resulting circular rainbow that spreads outwards once the first rainboom is achieved. when the pegasus accelerates to around mach 7 which is easier to achieve flying directly downwards using gravity to your advantage, then the first of two rainbooms occurs. from mach 7 to mach 10 in an instant the next rainboom occurs and propells the pegasus performing this so fast that the pegasus actually has a very likely chance of being sent into another dimention completely.

In the Flamingo Rich production Double Rainboom Rainbow Dash drinks a talent inhancing potion and manages to fly fast enough to get flung out of the MLP dimention and into the Powerpuff Girls dimention(which is another show meant for young pre-pubescent girls.

by Cspinz December 26, 2013