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lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.
while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.
by johnny lurline February 17, 2007
mugGet the lane change no blinkermug.

sex change victim

1. A person of either gender who, having undergone a sex-change, still looks obviously like their previous sex but believes this is not apparent.

2. A person who undergoes a sex-change procedure and later decides that it was all a big misunderstanding
1. A woman with a very full beard and an adam's apple
Note: deliberate sex change victims are to be praised

2. A psychologist persuades Jon that the reason for his insomnia is all down to the hidden female inside him
by everyone is good July 30, 2008
mugGet the sex change victimmug.

change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
by housenog September 27, 2011
mugGet the change the oil in the rainmug.

Connie Chang

AKA Cadorkaporka. She moos and tends to make people pee shy. Lastly, she drives a sexy volvo tank!
A horrible boyfriend who NEVER walks you to class or opens the door for you.
by =P January 1, 2004
mugGet the Connie Changmug.

Ching Chang Chong

Another name used for the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Commonly used in the UK.
"Hey do you want to play Ching Chang Chong?"
by Boot123 December 13, 2012
mugGet the Ching Chang Chongmug.

Swindon Oil Change

The act of pouring hot gravy down your urethra followed by a kit kat chunky, then pulling the chunky out and watching the gravy spurt out after it.
Did you hear Smith did the Swindon Oil Change last night?!
by SWOM June 8, 2020
mugGet the Swindon Oil Changemug.

asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*
by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010
mugGet the asian lane changemug.

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