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I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013
mugGet the I just love your spray tan!mug.

wait til you see my tan line

To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line
by ddregz October 20, 2011
mugGet the wait til you see my tan linemug.
I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan? We need money.

Definition made by : Syafinaz Binte Zainal

such like google docs and believe me!
I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan?
by syafinaz confirms that? November 3, 2023
mugGet the I need feedback but is my step cousin name Qiara Tan?mug.

√(tan(π × Ans × sin(log(ln(cos()))))√e)

you for some random reason went onto a calculator and went thru the keyboard letters from left to right, up to down and got this... wow
person 1:"i am a freaking nerd, look if you put the if you put the keryboard into the calculator you get √(tan(π × Ans × sin(log(ln(cos()))))√e)".

person 2:"i commited rax evasion lol."
by anonymous December 14, 2020
mugGet the √(tan(π × Ans × sin(log(ln(cos()))))√e)mug.

tan chuls

Just like saying "Aww crap!"
by CHER BEAR April 1, 2007
mugGet the tan chulsmug.

wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018
mugGet the wilkes barre tanmug.

tan hand

Tan hand is in reference to a medium skinned or “tan” hand emoji. Typically only used in Caucasian to Caucasian digital communication.

It is used to express that something is as cool is it can be without using a black skinned (obviously racist) emoji.
Hey, are you coming to the party later? I hear it’s going to really be a tan hand
by Wild Buffalo Rub Bill January 30, 2025
mugGet the tan handmug.

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