table for hov

Table for hov; When you dine alone & book a restaurant for your lonely self as your friends are non- exsistant or your group can’t decide on take away always that one friend that wants to eat at that same crusty spot, get your self a table for hov then.

Caller; Hi can I get a table for hov please?

Restaurant; You again? Of course you can you lonely fuck, mates bailed out on you again?

by LGS RAVES November 23, 2022

Tadeh

A very intelligent young Armenian fellow who seeks to tackle and solve critical challenges. Some may call him Einstein every once in a while because of his enormous brain which gives him and IQ of 196. He will beat anyone in chess and math exercises due to his rigorous academic training.

Tadeh is such a studious student.

by OrangeLemonDiesel February 20, 2023

Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.

Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!

by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023

table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023

Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.

Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!

by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023

before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

by hitbyageo April 25, 2004