The Killing Stroke

A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."

Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.

by Namrosseforp, RD. April 17, 2009

stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.

He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.

by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011

stroke daddy

Fuck boy wanting to be daddy. Aka, pulling a Jay.

He wants to go Stroke Daddy for the night.

by sidthewidler June 3, 2016

Beef Stroking Cock Fungus

A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006

stroke

to have sex (originating in Cleveland, OH)

Yo nigga you stroke yet?

by bonesnsag August 7, 2007

Long Stroke

A slang term used to define a flattering compliment, which massages the ego in such a manner that could be considered masturbatory; or extending of prolonged pleasure in the fashion of a slower, controlled penetration speed during intercourse.

As in: Unexpected or not, it would have been impolite not to say, "Thanks for the long stroke".

by Homer chameleon February 3, 2010

Stroke and Poke

Sex. Basically defines itself. Stroke is hand action. Poke is poking her with your dick.

Gonna have a bit of Stroke and Poke with that girl.

by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009