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Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.
Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
mugGet the Stroking my shitmug.

French Stroke

Jerking off a penis with movements that replicate the **Indian Burn.**
“I gave that dude a wicked French Stroke, his wiener was bright red after!”
by SharedIntelligence November 12, 2025
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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
mugGet the Uncle Strokingmug.

Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
mugGet the Lorenzo Stroke daymug.

Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot
"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"
by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022
mugGet the Stroke inducermug.

The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.
He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.
by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023
mugGet the The Strokemug.

The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.
That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.
by TorchyMN March 7, 2019
mugGet the The Strokesmug.

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