squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

by brentjigga August 11, 2012

squirrel fuck

Hanging upside down from a branch on a tree with your legs skeeting a freak-a-leek

see freak-a-leek

Last night my friend squirrel fucked the shit out of this girl

by Feitan Erahan January 12, 2006

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

Squirrel saver

Someone that is trying to save the world one small fuzzy creature at a time. Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intelligence.

Those damn tree hugging, squirrel savers burned another Hummer dealer to the ground!

by Mobster September 6, 2005

Squirrel

An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!

person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!

by mitch_hellyeah December 18, 2008

squirell

A word originated from cave creek az by the brea group, referd to as either an insult, common nickname, and or pretaining to a form of odness.

dude tom theyer is a duche bag, ya he is such a a squirell.

by cavecreekrecker April 18, 2011

Flying Squirrel

The act of squeezing the last glass of wine from a wine box.

In these tougher times, many of us are drinking Box wine, and there is always one more glass in the box after the normal process or using the spout/nozzle

Rip open the Box (use a a fire starter) and flatten out the plastic bag. Grab all four corners with the spout pointed down....Looks like a flying squirrel.

Drain out all the remaining wine to the spout/nozzle and pour into glass.

How are we doing with that box of Wine - "Looks like we are going to need a Flying Squirrel"

No more wine ? "No, I used the last, had to Flying Squirrel it"

by 007professor007 April 21, 2010