West Spring

Two words:

Just don’t.

Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!

We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.

Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.

We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!

Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!

Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!

We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,

Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
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Clear Spring High School

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