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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
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Sit on your finger

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.
by Tacos69. July 30, 2016
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disk sitting

The act of filling a disk (ex. frisbee) with alcohol and sitting on it bare bottomed. The alcohol is soaked up the anus, getting the sitter drunk quickly and efficiently.
I didn’t feel like drinking all those beers today but still wanted to be drunk. Thank god for disk sitting!
by ihenkel22 July 30, 2022
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fast sitting

Kaktus: I am fast sitting to Brno.
by Kaktuskus February 2, 2022
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bull-sitting

Saying bullshit in a very static way (i.e. from a chair)
Random Woman - Are you still bull-sitting there... can u please wake up and come with me to the shop?

Random man - yea wateva....
by miss. take February 5, 2010
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Sit in your wrongness

When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.
Gabe Ensell-*wrong*
Hayden-be quiet and sit in your wrongness and be wrong
gabe-*death*
by tttttg December 2, 2020
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gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.
“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”
by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021
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