shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

shart

The combination of the words shit and art, used to describe pieces of modern art that are so shit they shouldn't be shown in any art exhibition.

"My dad says all video installations are shart."

by zaryuturi October 19, 2020

farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

Shart

it’s potty humor, but Sharting is when you fart, and you shit your pants. Pretty simple. Not a fun experience.

X: Hey man! I heard you sharted the other day!
Y: kill yourself

by BlacephalonSupremacy December 19, 2023

ice shart

the muddy slush of snow found in sidewalks and mostly on the sides of roads, very gross

person A: dude, why are your shoes so dirty?
person B: oh I stepped in ice shart
person A: ooooh

by wapqueen3659 January 14, 2022