Schrodingers Ragebait

When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.

Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game

Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard

Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.

Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.

(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)

by Berba July 12, 2025

Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.

"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."

by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025

Schrodingerly

An adverb used for when you partially act on a verb (similar to somewhat)

I schrodingerly realized that

by DragonTheOne August 1, 2025

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Schrödingers ragebait

Acting straight retarded and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!" When, it’s them seeing what the person they are conversing with’s reaction and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!"

Person 1: hey, you know that the capital of Australia is Byron Bay

Person 2: the capital of Australia is Canberra you know?

Person 1: yeah I know it was just ragebait

Person 2: you really are Schrödingers ragebaiter

by Saltyapple49 December 10, 2025

Schroedinger's Brew

Until proven otherwise when sober, a beer that could be both in or out of the stomach.

As Chris began to black out, he realized Schroedinger's Brew would be in effect until the next morning.

by Bonesaf May 22, 2017

Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"

The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"

by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021