rusty burger

When a ladies anus is hairy with peices of shit in it, and a man penetrates it anyway.

HE DEFINATELY GOT THE OL' RUSTY BURGER LAST NIGHT.

by Masternoob 720 May 08, 2009

rusty bedspring

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.

Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.

by Ninja LOVER July 11, 2008

rusty ralph

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

by Danney J December 11, 2006

Rusty Lovin

Any sex act involving the ass

Hey baby, are you up for some rusty loving?

by sandy_x November 27, 2012

rusty pouch

A sexual experience involving one man getting his balls sucked on while he sodomizes a third party.

Then, Anne gave me a rusty pouch while I gave it hard to Christina.

by The Navigator February 08, 2010

Rusty Purrbox

(N.) An old, happy cat.

I met the sweetest rusty purrbox at the shelter today.

by bearinblack June 08, 2015

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 19, 2021