30 Romans

30 Romans is 30 in Roman numerals, which is XXX which is porn

Me: what are you doing?
My friend: I’m jacking off to a 30 Romans video

by xkan April 4, 2018

Roman

Roman is the most stupid fucking name in the entire multiverse.
If you meet a roman, he probably eats coleslaw and therefore will go to hell.
God hated his name so much that he was spat back out of heaven and cursed to live forever with the worst name on the planet.

Roman is the worst name in history

by ColeslawHater69420 June 28, 2022

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

Roman

A guy who has very nice freinds Fortnite Sweaty boy is very handsome and attractive is not afraid to admit he's not perfect has big 🍆

I would be lucky to have a Roman

by James bond 69 June 25, 2020

Ricardo Roman

The GAYEST most HORNIEST Man in Canoga Park

Ricardo Roman PUTO

by Lalalasmokes12 July 19, 2016

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

Roman's

its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.

Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.

by Krkič February 15, 2020