Roger G

the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.

hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.

by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022

Roger

Someone who is an everyday normal motherfucker who rides a GOAT

What can I say? I'm a Roger and I enjoy riding Goats

by SkyeDiamonds September 7, 2022

Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

by KaynG May 15, 2016

Rogers on that!

I agree with that sentiment or that concept will be acceptable.

In sarcastic use: Damn, bitch? or Damn bitch, where did that come from? or Check out this crazy bitch.

Woman: Ryan, I really hate that you are late everytime you come over. Can you at least try to be on time next time? I really feel this is indicative of larger issues.

Ryan: Rogers on that!

by dubyaspretzelbaker July 19, 2009

a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008

person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird

by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020

Roger

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.

Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?

by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024

Stinging Roger

When you get butt-fucked by a trucker with hepatitis.

"Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"

by mooflese September 10, 2023