Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016
Get the Redneck Washmug. The Preppy Redneck is essentially a wannabe classic redneck who's rich daddies buy everything for them. They are often members of private schools, drive mint condition full size trucks with lift kits, wear Carhartt, Costas and camo ball caps. The Preppy Redneck never actually hunts, fishes, or goes to the river. They simply love to show off their rebellious ideations without actually rebelling. You'll find the preppy redneck possessing either a George Lucas beard or a goatee. Local women completely lose all logic and self respect over the Preppy Redneck man. They are found primarily in suburban Alabama and Georgia.
Hipster: Sweet Yah, that preppy redneck's existential purpose is nearly as ironic as my wardrobe!
Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?
Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
Preppy Redneck: Hey gurl, how about we get some new cowboy boots with my unemployment check then go to my daddie's house and gave terrible sex under my camo blanket?
Redneck: Boi, get yer dadgum sissy little ass outta this town til you learn to be a real good ol' boi!
by TheSpecticalSpectator May 17, 2018
Get the Preppy Redneckmug. The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.
by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020
Get the Redneck Tamponmug. The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister
by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022
Get the Redneck Backwashmug. redneck yoga (noun):
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014
Get the redneck yogamug. by Mr Bean January 11, 2019
Get the Redneck wonderlandmug. A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.
Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
by Soap taste good March 1, 2019
Get the redneck daymug.