Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.

Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.

by GabetronZero November 22, 2011

Sock Puppets

They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.

"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003

Puppetard

A person who has the intelligence quotient of a parrot, used by politicians to tout how great they are.

Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.

by Genghis flan September 1, 2016

fuck puppetry

The art of copulation with the use of a stand-in puppet of humanoid form, for example marionettes, shadow, or sock. The puppet derives no pleasure from this. But the puppeteer - maximum pleasure.

Geppetto: Tonight I wanna try something a little different.
Aimee: Like what babe?
Geppetto: Is it weird if I'm into fuck puppetry?

by SandwichArtist1997 July 15, 2018

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.

I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.

by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022

anti-puppedism

Anti-puppedism is a form of racism. It means discrimination against puppets. The word first appeared in the tv series Greg the Bunny when there was written on a wall in the bathroom that Greg would be a stinking sock.

Anti-puppedism is not a laughing matter. Backslash tartersauce

by Paula Burger May 27, 2008

Young Pupped

Young pupped was used at work today in regards to senior level people dismissing smart younger people's ideas solely because they're young.

If you bring this problem to the boss you'll most likely get young pupped.

by BenRacicot October 22, 2015