Fancy Potato

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017

potato conversation

an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.

i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation

by potatoenthusiast July 15, 2021

rat potato

An annoyance or disturbance

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!

by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017

Potato Back

Someone that has bad posture or a hunched back that curves in weird ways like a potato.

Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*

by RoeeTheOgPotatoBack April 25, 2021

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013