poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..

Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!

by titaniummike January 11, 2008

baby poon

The vagina of a prostitot.

Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.

by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

poon tent

The hood of the clitoris

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.

by trianos January 20, 2005

Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.

Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.

by Rj2017 April 23, 2018

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.

Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.

by Great-Chief Highlander May 2, 2010