poon koon

The Poon Koon is a hybrid cock blocker of any race, color or creed. Capable of the most amazing cock blocks! Not to be mistaken with the Koon Poon this is a hybrid african whore..
Hey watch out JB is a Poon Koon!
by titaniummike January 01, 2008
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baby poon

The vagina of a prostitot.
Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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poon tent

The mere thought of him made her pitch a poon tent.
by trianos January 21, 2005
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Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina
I like me some nice tight poon crack.
by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009
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Poon Salute

Similar to an army salute, however, the person salutes by creating a space between your index and middle finger. The salute is given to a person who is acting like a "poon", aka pussy.
Joey asked for the bartender to give him more cranberry juice in his cranberry and vodka. Ben, laughing at him, gave him the poon salute and told him to man up.
by Benny23322 March 06, 2008
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Poon Coon

A modern slang term for a girl who likes to licka the va-jay-jay.
Rachel is the best poon coon I’ve ever had the pleasure of being friends with.
by Rj2017 January 02, 2018
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Poon-Jabba

An individual who could easily have a few select instances of poon but misses out because he is such a poon himself.
Nate Baublits, you could totally have tapped that, you are the original Poon-Jabba.
by Great-Chief Highlander May 02, 2010
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