Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?
Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon
Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon
by NeverwillseeTwilight November 20, 2009
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Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010
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Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.
by Chad Chesire December 28, 2007
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by titaniummike January 11, 2008
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Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.
by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009
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