Poo-snag

The result of poop getting caught on a medical staple after having your anus stapled back together after rough anal sex that caused a tear.

So I hear your mother had a poo-snag the first day after the operation.

by Nawfi June 29, 2010

Poo Needle

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.

What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.

by Pat the Ratt April 7, 2009

Poo Honeymoon

The socially acceptable length of time one should wait between doing a poo and having sex.

Q. Are you in the mood dear?
A. Yeah but I'm still on Poo Honeymoon

by BarrySmith June 29, 2011

flu poo

A really smelly and toxic smelling poo. Reaks of sickness.

Dude, that stinks in there. Smells like someone made a flu poo.

by B-Rad H January 26, 2009

poo-head

The strangulation of the large intestine, resulting in the backing up of human waste in the reverse of its original course and into the human brain.

I went to the doctor to get rid of my poo-head.

Jerry's got poo-head.

by Zander0506 January 25, 2010

Poo eater

A Man or women who thinks feces is a delecacy and likes to eat it. normally fresh from the anus. Not normally animal feces just human

Man: Dude that girl is eating that mans shit!
Woman: Thats my sister she is a poo eater

by Francis George August 19, 2006

Poo Canoe

The turd that floats on the surface of the toilet water as the toilet overflows

when the toilet over flowed the turd went floating through the bedroom like a little Poo Canoe

by ajay6144 January 15, 2009