Patch

A funny, confident, cute young man... what else can we say. Emphasis on man, he’s not a boy and doesn’t play games. They usually work in hospitality such as a receptionist in a hotel. He loves to walk and loves an adventure. You will never get bored with a Patch. They also love to get there tummy scratches!!

1.Omg where is Patch?!?
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!

by Jigglebellrock May 17, 2020

Wet patch survivor

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

Through patches of violet

A song by the band “Mili” which is used in limbus company as the final boss song for Canto 6. The song is about heatchliff and Catherine as heatchliff has to fight a version of himself called “erlking heathcliff” (or for the forsaken players: hacklord shedletsky) who has been killing every version of himself.

Heatchliff: ooooooh round and round we gooooo
Catherine: holding onto pain

Me: no way they’re singing the hit song through patches of violet!

Erlking heatchliff: lament, mourn, despair.

by The guy from Fortnite November 6, 2025

Sour-Patch

When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.

“I total sour-patched your mom.”

by httpscam August 16, 2021

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

orangutan patch

A patch/clump of girl hair found in bathrooms and bedrooms. It's matted content clings to surfaces including sheets, carpets, drains, and wet shower walls/floors. When someone comes across an orangutan patch, the general reaction is that of disgust. It's removal involves a thumb and index finger pinch, full arm extension, and release into waste bin.

Boy: God damn it Marge, not another orangutan patch, I thought we went over this.

Girl: It's not mine, it's too dark to be mine.
Boy: Well it definetly doesn't belong to me.
Girl: Fine, I guess I'll clean it up, fucking orangutan patches.

by drink91 April 17, 2010