Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
Get the New Jersey - Part 5mug. Definition:
either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a human trunk.
Ex. Get your hind parts in here and eat dinner.
either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a human trunk.
Ex. Get your hind parts in here and eat dinner.
by Deft Dot June 5, 2018
Get the Hind Partsmug. Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
Get the New Jersey - Part 4mug. Loveable but kinda mean. He’s an asshole 90 percent of the time but Ig he can be sweet. He cares a lot about people but also has an idgaf attitude. Hes bad at commitment but he’s nice if you catch him on a good day. His gf Sophia really needs to put him in check because he’s so rude sometimes. But he can either love you or hate you there’s really no in between.
by Ummmno June 22, 2022
Get the Vasilios Nyktas Part 2mug. And that is why trivialize.
Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Omitting the part that mattersmug. Someone that does not know how to properly diagnose, an engine, appliance or computer just to start replacing parts to fix the problem. This may or may not be a good option to make the engine or appliance run. Furthermore it may end up costing the non-schooled technician to spend more money than need be.
I didn't have proper diagnostic computers to fix the car so I became a parts hero and started replacing what I thought was broke until the problem went away.
by anonymous June 26, 2022
Get the Parts Heromug.