Bus Legs

leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns

lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance

*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*

"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"

by vnb3 May 15, 2014

cock legs

Like sea legs, bit wobbly after a trip over the ocean. cock legs indicates one is a bit unsteady on their feet following a cock-ride....

or is struggling a bit during a session as they are not yet fully warmed up or broken-in enough to accommodate a huge cock..

sorry, bit unsteady, aint got me cock legs on yet.

by gonk lover May 7, 2018

Nunchuck Leg

When a tibia and fibula both break and the person takes weight off that leg and the lower section of the leg swings like a nunchuck they have suffered what can only be medically described as 'Nunchuck Leg'

Connor McGregor went to take a step back, as he takes weight off his leg it's obviously broken by the way it swings like a nunchuck - he has suffered Nunchuck Leg

by #1 Troll July 11, 2021

leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

by darcyb June 2, 2008

two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

by BdubCav October 7, 2015

lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.

Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.

by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020

ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 7, 2019