woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Continuous Woo

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"
"Hey, what happened on the Skype chat back there?"
"Oh, it was a severe case of Continuous Woo."
by PineappleLimonov April 06, 2019
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mardi woo

“Omg Mardi woo is such a great person and can do anything
by MardiWoo December 16, 2024
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Woo

Woo/wooh is commonly thrown into conversation among skeptics as a way to describe pseudo scientific or just "strange" spiritual beliefs/practices
I thought about joining Buddhism because of the philosophy, but I was afraid I'd get caught up in all the woo and herbs and stuff
by dorogoth July 03, 2022
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Fuck Woo

An expression of contempt spoken by a non-native English speaker, usually originating from China.
Restaurant Patron: “Excuse me sir, please could you say fried rice”
Restaurant Owner: “Fuck woo”
by Rawhyde July 29, 2017
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Woo

Real right militant name ,as class & made to make it to the top
He /She is was one of the most militant person I ever meant woo
by Kaah252 December 20, 2016
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Swoop-Dee-Woo

When a person who is completely against marriage gets swept off of their feet by the individual of their dreams and wants to marry this person more then anything they’ve ever dreamt of.
Aaron pulled a Swoop-Dee-Woo on Tamara
by TVICH April 30, 2024
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