A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.
by programmernerd May 22, 2022
When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.
by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017
When you want to smoke some weed with spin (cannabis rolled with tobacco) but you’re too lazy or already stoned so you just smoke a cigarette intermittently with a joint, or smoke them both in your mouth at the same time like a boss
Dude 1: Bro I wanna smoke a joint with some spin but I’m too lazy... cos I’m baaaaked as bro”
Dude 2: “bro just do a lazy spin...”
Dude 1: “thanks bro!”
Dude 2: “bro just do a lazy spin...”
Dude 1: “thanks bro!”
by Yoyodancer December 28, 2017
You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023
In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.
by Bakedpotato771 January 07, 2016
Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.
by CelestialSeaCow February 11, 2018
by Wldflwr79 November 23, 2024