This man needs an Oscar!

a comment often said by femboys who are looking to bang others. the "man" being the person the femboy wants to bang and "oscar" being slang in the femboy community for wanting to bang someone.

This man needs an Oscar!

by CombatWombat616 November 6, 2023

I NEED to kms.

Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.

This artpiece is so good, I NEED to kms.

by stealballsrun November 14, 2023

Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!

A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023

leo/need

a band in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku formed by four childhood friends, ichika hoshino, (huge miku fan) saki tenma, (basically the game's golden retriever girl) honami mochizuki, (apple pie enthusiast) and shiho hinomori. (acts cold but is actually very fond of cute things and canonically plays a tamagotchi-like game) thhey are all poly methinks

leo/need is low-key slept on

by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024

nigga needs to restart

when a nigga has musty crusty ass hair

this nigga needs to restart. he got “ahhh dreads”

“temu ahh dreads” “social distancing ahh dreads” “stick drift ahhh dreads”

by niggalations113 February 2, 2024

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023