The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor
I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!
Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.
Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.
by D Flawless September 21, 2020
Get the GayP Morgan Chasemug. A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.
by kirupa February 15, 2014
Get the Morgan L. Fassbendermug. Morgan le Fay, fairy enchantress of Arthurian legend and romance. Geoffrey of Monmouth's Vita Merlini (c. 1150) named her as the ruler of Avalon, a marvelous island where King Arthur was to be healed of his wounds, and it described her as skilled in the arts of healing and of changing shape.
by Sky420high July 28, 2021
Get the Morgan Le Faymug. a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.
by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011
Get the morgan the sea wenchmug. ...or rum-hangover.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.
bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
When you've been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.
bro-tip: Rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: Wow, I drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.
2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.
3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
2person: Captain Morgan has cast his revenge upon you.
3person: Captain Morgans' Revenge!
by Johannarin October 23, 2011
Get the Captain Morgans' Revengemug. A beautiful, awesometastic place where the people are kind, careing and giving! The food is yummy! The culture is true! A wonderful place to be!
The home of the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival!
The home of the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival!
I can't wait for Labor Day! We gonna party it up at the Shrimp & Petroleum Festival drinkin some Hurricanes in "Morgan City, Louisiana"!
by Happy Person! September 9, 2009
Get the Morgan City, Louisianamug. The Morgan Freeman effect occurs when a God-like actor such as Morgan Freeman appears in an otherwise awful movie and makes it awesome just because he is in it.
by ThatoneguycalledJoe December 27, 2012
Get the The Morgan Freeman effectmug.