Morning move

The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up

Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym

Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet

Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already

Morning move by Thach0s3n0n3 June 17, 2019

morning turd 

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber

wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd

morning turd by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Morning persian 

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

Morning persian by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

Morning Poop 

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

Morning Poop by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning Party 

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

Morning Party by Msmote June 11, 2020

mornington secondary 

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.

I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary

mornington secondary by Kaslorantars June 14, 2020

moaning tay 

he doesn't moan he makes his best friend

i anit no moaning tay my guy

moaning tay by thatsmisterdaddymantoyou March 29, 2021