Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

Cracker Mouth

The dry, sticky feeling you get in your mouth after eating those peanut butter cracker things.

"Toss me a few waters bro, I got a bad case of cracker mouth."

by SVBLE June 26, 2018

Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.

Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.

by Captain Otto September 1, 2013

Mouth glitter

When a woman with braces smiles after a man blows a load on her mouth.

I was blinded by Peggy's mouth glitter.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.

Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)

by BigManFred December 25, 2019

mouth romance

Oral sex.

I think John deserves some mouth romance for that gift he gave me.

by JMysterious November 12, 2018

Zankou mouth

A God-awful breath smell brought on by eating copious amounts of the delicious yet deadly garlic sauce.

Only known cure is to sprinkle salt around your mouth and whisper an incantation.

His Zankou mouth was so bad it was basically an STD.

by Fila dough July 23, 2016