mark and jasmine

The meaning of true love and friendship combined to become some beautiful

Mark and jasmine will always be together forever.

by Unknown ?? January 17, 2018

Mark Twain’s

Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”

“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”

“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”

“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”

“I’ll pray for you bro”

“Feels bad man”

by PotatoMasterJDM January 6, 2019

Mark Koch

Someone who someone who is extremely smart, but acts extremely fucking retarded most of the time. His favorite is phrase is "Guacamole Nigga Penis." He has a 3-inch punisher. Favorite Activity: looking at memes for hours on end.

Mark Koch will be kicked of Quiz Bowl.

by THERAPIST aka Mojo-Jo-Jo February 3, 2020

Mark

One of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. He is so attractive & hot. He is so kind, thoughtful, genuine, and weird (in the best way possible). He sees the good in everyone, and makes everyone feel special and comfortable. He has a really big heart, and is a sensitive dude. He’s super creative and smart. He has beautiful blue eyes and dark brown hair and is tall. Every girl is secretly in love with him, and wants his attention. He’s super caring and down to earth and has a brilliant mind.

Girl #1: ughhh mark is so cute i rlly like him he seems genuine and different from other guys.
Girl #2: get in line sister, so does everyone else. Plus he already has a grl he’s really interested in so it’s probably best to move on.

by loveyou1234556 April 12, 2020

Mark

An ascended eldritch being from the depths of non existence, The progenitor of chaos and all things evil. Also a furry that is aroused by domesticated felines

Friend 1: Eyo look at Mark he's trying to bang that cat again

Friend 2: Yeah why does he want to do that though after destroying half our country and fingering every female with his Osu Fingers

by L8gmanuts July 7, 2021

Mark

The true definition of a perfect man. If you really get to know a Mark, you will find out that he has the qualities of being a wonderful friend, someone who cares for his buddies. If a Mark comes into your life, cherish him, keep him in your life. He's a smart, handsome, athletic, funny, sweet, and overall great guy. He is very clumsy and may drop an egg or two or three here and there but he will sure make you smile. He might not always have the best taste in foods, but give him a chance and you will sure find out that you are blessed to have him in your life. MARK my words. He may also be the next Mark Cuban because he means business, who knows.

Wow, who is that? That's a Mark you're looking at. Isn't he so handsome?

by 2napiano112 July 12, 2021

Mark Moment

When Mark goes on a random rant about whatever bullshit is floating around in his enigma of a mind.

Isaac: Did you hear Mark had a Mark Moment?
Caleb: Deez Nuts

by ShanSheep July 19, 2021