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by shit post May 30, 2022

Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.

Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!

by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Sticky Milkshake

When you add glue to a milkshake to make it taste better. The glue, not the milkshake.

Man 1: Dude, don't you hate when your glue tastes so bad?

Man 2: Try a Sticky Milkshake. It makes it taste better.

by CleanSomewhere March 8, 2020

Fillard’s Milkshake

When giving a deep throated round of fellatio goes too far and you end up puking all over the receiver’s cock. However the true Fillard’s Milkshake is achieved when the vomit occurs simultaneously with male orgasm. The sensation of pleasure and warmth quickly ends once the smell hits you.

When trying your hardest backfires, Megan mixed a mean Fillard’s Milkshake for Steve last night leaving him unsure whether if he wanted another after a thorough shower.

by Twansolo96 May 27, 2018