McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I went out on a date with a chick last night but she turned out to be a dude and hit me in the eye with her dangus!

Seamus: Bill, you have to stop it with this McDonald's relationship problem you have.

Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

McDonalds

diabetes on a plate

people are loving mcdonalds but they wont be loving the diabetes theyll get when they fucking overdose on it

by discordmod January 7, 2021

Mcdonald's

A fast food restaurant

Person 1: where do u want to have dinner?
Person 2: Mcdonald's!

by Jgalaxy March 15, 2024

Cookie McDonald

6 foot 5 240 upcoming professional pornstar. On his way to dominating Jonny Sinns. Body count, whatever he wants. Overall big baller at Montgomery high school

Damn cookie McDonald fucked my girl, sister, mom, and grandma at the same time.

by Sarms goblin November 16, 2021

mcdonald island

that one icy wasteland that mcdonalds owns or something

Hey, have you ever been to mcdonald island

by TastyLemonCake June 26, 2023

McDonald’s Money

McDonald’s Money defines an amount of money between 5 and 15 $, considering that this amount is roughly what the average person spends at McDonald’s . One can also replace it with any other cheap fast food restaurant.

Jake: bro, I found money on the ground yesterday

Max: really? How much?

Jake: just McDonald’s money

Mimi: I got a steal from the flea market yesterday

Anna: what was it?
Mimi: I bought this huge painting for literal Burger King Money

Ina: Don’t throw you clothes away, just sell them on vinted, like I do

Lilly: do you make any money of it though?

Ina: well yeah, nothing major though. Just some McDonald’s money

by Mariageorge November 18, 2025

mcdonald eyebrows

If that person's eyebrows were to connect they would take on the form of the mcdonald's sign.

Anahy garcia has mcdonald eyebrows.

by Unknown 2222 January 31, 2017