max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration

Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!

by Cunttfup October 30, 2017

Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.

I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.

by the autopsy gremlin March 22, 2011

Max Glukhov

Healthy and hard sex of two men

Max Glukhov is a good friend of mine
My name is Max Glukhov

Do you want to max Glukhov me?

by Welldoingeverywhere April 23, 2022

Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.

1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.

by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009

Manly Max

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.

Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 07, 2020

max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop May 31, 2015