man memory 

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.

Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.

man memory by Sassy doc January 30, 2021

Man napped 

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.

I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped

Man napped by Mine & yours March 24, 2021

Man Thing 

A commonly used insult in Resident Evil. It basically means man, but it sounds more insulting.

Ethan: *st@bs Alcinas daughters and collects their c0rpses*
Alcina: UGH, STUPID MAN THING!

Man Thing by a stupid duck May 5, 2022

Man Nod 

The "man nod" is an unspoken greeting when you want to acknowledge someones presence, but do not wish to start a conversation with them. The only way to answer a man nod is with another man nod, only verbal part of a man nod is usually a grunt. The man nod is great for being sort of polite even when you dont want to speak to them at all. The man nod can also be done to non men by men, and also used on strangers if your a blokey bloke.

Steve was walking down the street when he saw Fred he knew from uni coming the other way, being a bloke Steve didnt want to bother with being social so he gave Fred a quick man nod, as Fred walked past he returned Steves man nod and carried on walking.

Man Nod by bean-eater-3000 July 28, 2009

Man-juice

Refering to sperm from a man.

Then I put a load of man-juice in her hair! Right on!

Man-juice by Le Buk Sportif^ December 23, 2003

Man Up 

Don't be a pussy, brave it, be daring.

"Hey man, finish this bowl."
"No dude, I'm baked as it is."
"Come on pussy, man up."

Man Up by a dizzle pizzle June 21, 2003

Man Flesh 

A single line that Lurtz the orc captain from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, responds with when he is asked, quote, "What is it?" by one of his fellow orcs. "Urr, what is it??" A two second pause.... "MAN FLESH!"

An example would be if you are sitting in class one day and your teacher, who happens to be male, walks into the room. As soon as he comes into view say this,... *sniff sniff*..."I smell MAN FLESH!" Then get up and tackle him and decapitate him if neccessary. If you have a woman teacher, then... well, if she can pass as a man, then go ahead and do it. Might be even funnier. :p

Man Flesh by Public Enemy (PE2) April 29, 2008