Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

Loose

You write "loose" when you want to say that you lost smth. Or like there is no time to "loose".

"No time to LOOSE" yes, that is the correct pronunciation.

by your secret loving princess September 23, 2024

Loose Barbie

A girl who thinks she's hot, kind and popular, when in reality she's not that, just a nasty snake, she'd be so much hotter with a kinder personality (a nickname mainly used for chavs)

M: Oh, my God. Loose Barbie saw me today and looked down so I wouldn't recognise her!
T: Really?! Oh, my God.

by M4xyw4xy October 18, 2024

loose minor

A loose minor, is an underage individual, who is "loose" or available for the taking😏 Not spoken for or vulnerable for purchase.

"Dude, did you see Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor"

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Loose Minor

A loose minor is an underage individual who is unprotected, vulnerable, and available for purchase.

"Dude, did you SEE Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor."

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others

Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw

by Dude bro August 6, 2025

Loose Coupling

when you find yourselve pairing up to do Chinese helicopter pilot impressions after a few beers because there’s no totty about.

Shall we be loose coupling as the totty isn’t great here.

by The Bruce’s September 21, 2025