Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

by Eitis July 08, 2020

log jammin'

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons

"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"

by schwany August 28, 2006

Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved

I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.

by AdolfOliverBush April 02, 2009

Log Jam

When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam

Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.

by Keltic thundar March 09, 2010

Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.

Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"

by CFP February 23, 2006

ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdo April 05, 2007

finger log

to stick ones fingers up anothers rectum and suck the feces w/ ones mouth

Some chick finger logged me last night for 30 bucks!

by Nikki McMillan February 16, 2008