Light sabergasm

The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.

When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.

Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.

by Blubyu18 December 4, 2010

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Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.

US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"

by ilRabbino April 24, 2013

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busch light challenge

to complete a case{30} of busch light between 2 people in 3 hours without throwing up. this challenge is reasonable to some but not to all. do not attempt unless a trained beer drinker

i completed the busch light challenge !!!!

now your a man!

by bigchug June 20, 2010

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Punishment light

A traffic light that stays red much longer than necessary, keeping you from wherever you have to go and making it seem that the light's sole purpose is to make you miserable

A: "Hey where you at, man? This party is f***ing awesome!"

B: "I'm stuck at the punishment light on Main."

A: "Oh, bummer. See you tomorrow then."

B: "FML"

by robertyourmothersbrother October 10, 2011

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