Jenifer: Hay sally how much dick have you licked this week.
Sally: twenty different men
Jenifer: woooaaa you chicken licker
Sally: twenty different men
Jenifer: woooaaa you chicken licker
by Hollahollaholla99888763 October 04, 2018
by Robin Licker August 11, 2004
anything that puts a tongue to it. i heard of a woman who would spread peanut butter where she wanted her dog to lick.
Joe the eskimo made the fatal mistake of putting his tongue where he sholdn't have and he was stuck. That fish licker never learned. Lozing his tastebuds did not stop him from eating, however.
by lil big lil January 15, 2004
a person who doesn't please there significant other enough, therefore there is now lint on their genitalia due to lack of attention and the responsible party will be licking it off of them next time they go down.
Husbands mistress: maybe if you werent such a lint licker then i wouldnt have to you bitch
Wife: who are you calling a bitch you stupid whore
*inaudible* *gunshot* *sirens*
Wife: who are you calling a bitch you stupid whore
*inaudible* *gunshot* *sirens*
by cracky mcraken February 16, 2010
An all round bullshitter, A devious lying underhanded cunt. You never quite know what they're up to, but you know they're up to something
Paul " Steve didn't turn up last night as he said he had to fix his stepsons car"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"
Russ" That's funny i saw him down the pub last night"
Paul" That bloody Steve, he's a right fucking shady ball licker"
by razorhayes June 14, 2017
by Nihoe. May 20, 2007
A person who is stupid or acts retarded. Similar to a window licker, but not a person who is truly retarded.
by Azzyhole January 28, 2008